Ah the Insanity…


<Seath-Kun> ETHAN'S BIRTHDAY IS IN A FEW DAYS!

<Seath-Kun> EEEEK!

<p00kie> ^^;;;

<p00kie> YES IT IS! XD

<Seath-Kun> Oh wait, I hate Ethan. o.o;

<p00kie> *glares*

<Seath-Kun> Well I do!

* Seath-Kun shoves Ken and Suoh together

<p00kie> say that again!! >_< *raises katana*

* Seath-Kun sticks his tongue out at Mel

<Seath-Kun> Only Aoi has a Katana.

* Seath-Kun watches the Katana disappear

<p00kie> lol ^^ maybe so, but i have a whole arsenal of weapons :P

<Seath-Kun> x.x

* p00kie shrugs and takes out another sword

<Seath-Kun> Uh, crap.

* p00kie slashes at Ken and Suoh

* Seath-Kun pulls out his Scimitar

<Seath-Kun> NO!

* Seath-Kun blocks the slash

<p00kie> KEN AND ETHANN! :P

<Seath-Kun> NOT SUOH!

<Seath-Kun> You keep away from Suoh!

<Seath-Kun> Or!

<p00kie> *grins* you gonna protect him?

* Seath-Kun pulls out Ethan from nowhere

* Seath-Kun holds the scimitar to Ethan's throat

<Seath-Kun> I'll do it!

* p00kie grabs Suoh, staring at Seath

<Seath-Kun> Drop Suoh right now.

* p00kie points sword at Suoh

<p00kie> never!

* Seath-Kun has Ethan's arm's tied

* Seath-Kun glares at Mel

<p00kie> not whilel you hold Ethan like that!

<Seath-Kun> Grrrr

* p00kie slowly passes the sword on Suoh's cheek, leaving a thin trail of blood

<p00kie> let Ethan go!

<Seath-Kun> NOOO!

* Seath-Kun slashes at Mel

* Seath-Kun drops Ethan

* p00kie uses Suoh as a shield

* Seath-Kun stabs through Ethan's legs

* p00kie jumps out of the way

<Seath-Kun> *In between Ethan's legs

* Seath-Kun grabs Suoh's leg

* p00kie grabs Ethan

<Seath-Kun> NO YOU DON'T!

* p00kie pulls Ethan away

* Seath-Kun stands in front of Suoh

* p00kie stands in front of Ethan, sword ready

* Seath-Kun looks at Ken

* Seath-Kun looks back at Mel

<p00kie> oh no you don't!

* Seath-Kun jumps for Ken

<Seath-Kun> ETHAN DOESN'T NEED KEN!

<Seath-Kun> Ethan's got Killian!

* p00kie suddenly runs towards Ken, dragging Ethan along

<p00kie> Killian means nothing!

* Seath-Kun pulls Killian out of nowhere and shoves him into Mel

* p00kie bumps into Killian

* Seath-Kun grabs Ken and pulls him and Suoh into the closet

* Seath-Kun locks the door

<p00kie> hey! *shoves Kill aside and tries to get into closet*

* Seath-Kun welds the locks and hinges tight

<p00kie> open this door!

<p00kie> ...

<Seath-Kun> Wow, you really can find anything in the closet.

* p00kie takes out her bazooka

<Seath-Kun> If you shoot.

<p00kie> open the door...or i'll blow it open!

<p00kie> you'll what? :P

<Seath-Kun> If you shoot, I'll shove Ken right next to the door.

<Seath-Kun> So he'll take FULL blast

<Seath-Kun> I don't think Ethan will like that.

<p00kie> uhm...

<Seath-Kun> That's what I thought.

<p00kie> you wouldnt risk Ken like that...

* Seath-Kun cackles with insane laughter

<Seath-Kun> Oh? Watch me

* p00kie aims bazooka at door

<p00kie> with Ken gone, what will Suoh do eh? :P

<Seath-Kun> Me.

* Seath-Kun snickers at the joke

<p00kie> you wish!

<p00kie> :P

<Seath-Kun> Psha, it won't be the first time.

* p00kie thinks

* Seath-Kun puts a bandaid on Suoh's cut

<Seath-Kun> Okay, how about a compromise.

* Seath-Kun cuts the door down

<p00kie> yes?

<p00kie> uhm?

* Seath-Kun shoves Ken and Suoh out

* p00kie lowers bazooka

* Seath-Kun drags a cloning machine out with him

<p00kie> what are you up to?

<p00kie> clones? O_O;

* Seath-Kun shoves Ken into the cloning machine

<Seath-Kun> Now there are two kens!

<p00kie> *turns to Ethan and then Suoh* you two ok with that?

* Seath-Kun tosses one Ken to Ethan

<Seath-Kun> One for Ethan

* Seath-Kun gently pushes Ken and Suoh together

<Seath-Kun> And one for Suoh

<Suoh> ...

<Ethan> ...

<Ethan> is this the original Ken?

<Seath-Kun> o.o; No. . .

<Seath-Kun> I dunno.

<Suoh> ... Seath. . . You're crazy.

<Ethan> I agree.

<p00kie> i agree with Suoh...

<Ken#1 & Ken#2> ME too

<Seath-Kun> o.o;

<p00kie> O_O;;

<Seath-Kun> What have we done?

<p00kie> are they linked or something...

<Seath-Kun> x.x

<p00kie> You started this!

* Seath-Kun shrug

<Seath-Kun> No, you did!

* Seath-Kun glares at Mel again

<p00kie> Hey you put him in the cloning machine!!

* p00kie goes look at the machine

* p00kie notices a warning label

<Seath-Kun> o.o; Eep

<Seath-Kun> I didn't see that

<p00kie> seath...did you read the warning..

<p00kie> WHAT?

<Seath-Kun> No. . . o.o;

<Seath-Kun> Was I supposed to?

<p00kie> *slaps head* what have you done!

* Seath-Kun notices the Warning is in giant bold letters with a red/yellow backround taking 3/4ths of the cloning machine

<Seath-Kun> How was I supposed to notice that?

<p00kie> ...

<Seath-Kun> ^^;;

<Seath-Kun> Just trying to add a little humor.

<Ethan> ... *clenches fists* what is on that label Seath?

<Seath-Kun> What's it say?

<Seath-Kun> o.o;

* Seath-Kun shrug

<Seath-Kun> I. . . can't read.

* Seath-Kun dramatic music plays in the background

<p00kie> O_O

* p00kie falls over

<Seath-Kun> Just kidding. ^^;;

<p00kie> ¬_¬;;;;

* Seath-Kun snicker

<Seath-Kun> Err, the warning says.

* p00kie glares ~ just read the label! -_-;

<Seath-Kun> "If you should clone a person, beware that one will

dissapear in a giant fireball after 2 hours."

<Seath-Kun> O.o; What the?

<p00kie> O_______O;

<Seath-Kun> A giant warning for that?

<p00kie> SEATH!

<Seath-Kun> Whaaaaat!?

<p00kie> how the hell do we know which one will disappear!

*Ken#1 & Ken#2 looks at each other, worried.

<Seath-Kun> I don't. . . know.

<Ethan> *looks at both Kens* i don't want to be any where the one that burns...

<Seath-Kun> Oh wait, it didn't say 2 hours, it said 2 minutes or less. ^^;;

<p00kie> 2 MINUTES!!!!!!!

<Seath-Kun> Or less.

* p00kie runs off hiding

<p00kie> I am so not standing there to get burned...

* Seath-Kun shoves one Ken into the closet.

* Seath-Kun re-welds the door

* p00kie looks up

* Seath-Kun shoves the other into a kiddy pool

<Seath-Kun> There. ^^;

<p00kie> ...

<p00kie> that could work...

* Seath-Kun fills the kiddy pool with jell-o

<Seath-Kun> Mmmm, Jell-o

<p00kie> Seath, can you grab a fire extinghiser too...

<p00kie> Jell-O? oh yeah...that will help... >_>

<p00kie> why not marshmellows while you're at it!? >_>;

<Seath-Kun> Oh sweet!

<Seath-Kun> Good idea!

* Seath-Kun puts giant marshmellows into the pool

<p00kie> <_<;;;;;

<Seath-Kun> If he's the clone, he'll toast the marshmellows too! ^_^

<p00kie> what if it's the other one?

* Seath-Kun shrug

<p00kie> there are al ot of things in the closet that do not react well to fire... ¬_¬

<Seath-Kun> We'll make a contest.

<p00kie> you are completly nuts!

<Seath-Kun> Which person, Ethan or Suoh, can lick the

jell-o/marshmellow off Ken the fastest.

<p00kie> faster..as in before they burn? >_>;

*Ethan & Suoh look up.

<Seath-Kun> Nooo, if the one the closet is the clone.

<p00kie> in that case seath, it's only fair to bring Ken#2 out too... >_>

<p00kie> the winner will not burn >_>

* Seath-Kun cuts down the door and shoves Ken#2 into a second kiddy pool

* Seath-Kun fills the kiddy pool with Pudding

<Seath-Kun> ^^

* p00kie takes a coin and looks at Ethan and Suoh

<Seath-Kun> Okay, we've got about 30 seconds before they burn up.

<p00kie> what the hell...go Ethan! choose your Ken!

<Seath-Kun> So we'll wait, and whichever Ken doesn't explode, Ethan and Suoh gotta lick em off.

<p00kie> =3

<Seath-Kun> Mel, you're crazy. I would never endanger my Suoh like that.

<Suoh> ... I hope its the one in the pudding. I like pudding better.

<p00kie> oh come on! what's the worst that can happen?

<Ethan> I want pudding Ken first!

<Seath-Kun> That their pretty bishounen face burn off.

<p00kie> can't that be fixed? >_>;;

<p00kie> <_<;;

<KenInTheJell-o> Hey. . .

<Seath-Kun> Ethan, its a contest.

* Seath-Kun shrugs at Mel

<Seath-Kun> I dunno.

<Seath-Kun> Okay, 5

<Seath-Kun> 4

<Seath-Kun> 3

* p00kie stares at the two Kens, scared

* Seath-Kun watches the one in the jell-o burn up and disappear

<Seath-Kun> o.o;

<p00kie> good timing Seath -_-;

<Seath-Kun> It said 2 minutes or less!

* p00kie looks at the burned up jello...

<Seath-Kun> Mmmm, marshmellows.

<Seath-Kun> And jell-o.

<p00kie> that actually looks good.......

* Seath-Kun dumps the contents of the jell-o and marshmellows into the kiddy pool into the pool with the real Ken

<Seath-Kun> On your mark.

<Seath-Kun> Get set.

<p00kie> GO!

*Suoh runs after the Ken

<Ethan> *pushes Suoh away* Mine!

<Suoh> *Jumps into the kiddy pool.*

<Suoh> Ack!

<Seath-Kun> NO DIRTY PLAY!

* Seath-Kun Shoves Ethan away

<Ethan> *jumps in pool* hi kenichi :)

* Seath-Kun tosses Suoh into the kiddy pool

<Seath-Kun> Suoh: *Grabs Ken.* MINE!

<Ethan> get off! hey!

<Ethan> *grabs ken's arm* MINE!!

<Suoh> *Blush blush.* Err, hi Ken.

<Suoh> *Gives Ethan an evil death glare* Grrr

* Seath-Kun pulls out two lawn chairs and a tub of popcorn

<Ethan> *turns Ken's head towards him* you're mine now

* Seath-Kun sits in one

* p00kie sits in the other one

<Seath-Kun> Let's watch the show in luxery eh Mel?

* Seath-Kun eats some of the popcorn

<p00kie> this was a good idea seath ^__^

<Seath-Kun> Weird.

<Seath-Kun> But good.

<Seath-Kun> ^^

<Seath-Kun> There's just one thing missing.

* p00kie takes some popcorn and enjoys the show

<p00kie> what?

<Seath-Kun> I know!

<p00kie> ?_?

* Seath-Kun pulls out Ryuji with a butler costume

<Seath-Kun> There we go.

<p00kie> lol! XD

<Seath-Kun> Ryuji, please go get us some wine and melted butter. Chop-chop!

* Seath-Kun leans back into the lawn chair and watches Ethan and Suoh fight over Ken

<p00kie> ^________^

<Ryuji> Right away master. *Grumble* I had to lose that stupid bet.

<Seath-Kun> ^___^

<Suoh> Mine!

<Ethan> MINE!

<p00kie> Seath? what did you do to get Ryuji? ^^

<Ken> ^^;; Umm guys, what about the pudding and Jell-o?

<Seath-Kun> O:-)

<Ethan> that's right! I'm supposed to clean you up Kenichi *grins*

<Seath-Kun> Suoh: No, I am!

* Seath-Kun shrug

<Seath-Kun> I worked my magic.

<Ethan> *glares at Suoh* over my dead body!

<p00kie> I can imagine Seath! ^_^ It's nice to have a butler like him ^_~

<Suoh> *Already starts licking Ken off, first at the face.*

<Seath-Kun> Mmhmm.

<Seath-Kun> And his costume isn't just any butler costume.

<Seath-Kun> Its a Seath Butler Costume

* sakurazukamori has joined #ywam

<Ethan> *pushes Suoh away* let me show you how it's done! *takes Ken's shirt off* *starts licking off his neck*

<p00kie> Sakura! care to join the show ^_^

* Seath-Kun holds up a black thong with a bunny tail, and a headpiece with bunny ears.

<p00kie> I simply adore that costume XD

<Seath-Kun> You like the costume?

* Seath-Kun grins

<sakurazukamori> hmm i have the feeling i came in in then middle of something

<Ryuji> *Comes back, grumbling.* Here you go master.

<Seath-Kun> You did. You missed out on all the fun. ^_^

<p00kie> Ruyji! get sakura a chair ^_^

* Seath-Kun pulls out a lawn chair from nowhere

<Seath-Kun> Its okay, I got it.

* sakurazukamori sits down

<sakurazukamori> thanks

* Seath-Kun drops a pen

<Seath-Kun> Ryuji, I seemed to have dropped my pen.

<p00kie> too evil seath XD *grins and watches Ryuji*

<Suoh> You're not doing it right. *Starts licking Ken's lips.*

<sakurazukamori> heh

<Seath-Kun> O:-) Who me?

<Ryuji> *Grumbles, bends over and picks up the pen.* Here you go master.

<p00kie> lol! nawww, you couldnt be evil Seath ^_~

<Seath-Kun> Of course not. ^_^

<Ken> *Moans.*

<Seath-Kun> o.o; Ken, show some decency!

<p00kie> @_@;

<Ken> You try if two hot guys are licking pudding off you.

<Seath-Kun> ^^;; True.

<Ethan> one hot guy my dear :P

<Suoh> Yea, me.

<Ethan> sure! i your dreams :P

<Ryuji> How'd I get pulled into this freak show?

~ The End ~ (i think :P)