www.dal.net defines it's IRC chat service "ChanServ" as:

Chanserv, DALnet's channel registration service, supplies users with a way to secure their channels from takeovers. Founding a channel gives a user the right to add and remove ops and akicks, lock channel modes, etc.

My friend Melanie and I had a different idea...
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*** ChanServ changes topic to '((((((: Your Wings Are Mine :))))))'
Shuuki: thank you ChanServ
me1anie: look who finally showed up
*Shuuki is dripping with sarcasm for ChanServ*
me1anie: thing is really lazy. *glares at ChanServ*
Shuuki: I think ChanServ wants us to change our topic of conversation
Shuuki: he wants us to talk about Ethan!
me1anie: *ethan drool moment*
Shuuki: I wonder what ChanServ looks like
me1anie: what if he was this gorgeous bishy... :D
Shuuki: I think he's a blonde
me1anie: how do you know that?
Shuuki: just a feeling. He's blonde, long hair, watching over all the fangirls (and guys)
*Me1 goes to look for ChanServ*
Shuuki: hahahaha! Come back ChanServ!
me1anie: Gomen ne ChanServ! ;_; I didn't mean it!